The Mindless World of Teenage Zane...

~South Carolina
~Mindlessly Jetsetting to the Jacob Jewels & Baddies
~I write X-rated stories & imagines (suitable for mature audiences only) & stories about the paranormal
~Future YouTube personality (Preshia1248)
~Future late night talk show host & erotic writer
~I am the one & only Teenage Zane (Zane is my idol)
~"I wanna be something in this life. Growing up in a small town in the country may make it seem impossible. But I'm willing to run those extra miles to get there."
~I have other social network accounts; just ask.
~Stay blessed & keep God first.

Anonymous said: are you going to make any imagines boo?

I mean, I would, but nobody really reads them anymore.


Soul Divas:

Anita Baker, Chaka Khan, Gladys Knight, Sade, Jill Scott, Lalah Hathaway, Ledisi, Erykah Badu, and India. Arie.

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A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

Soooooo, I’m back once again.

Preparing for graduation or whatever. That and I left for personal reasons. But, yeah, hey :)


Gonna try to post a least one imagine tonight.

I disappeared on y’all again .-. not tonight though :) i got a new one I’m working on ;)


Anonymous said: can you make a jacob latimore imagine? please?

o.o Erm, i guess :)

When you see your friend who did the assignment you forgot to do:




more relatable?

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Get it, Auntie Chaka!

I’m convinced she’s at least Nicki Minaj’s aunt

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I’m gonna do some imagines tonight and post them tomorrow, okay?

I miss writing them, and I KNOW y’all miss reading them ._. but school was beating the hell outta me.


The fact that I’m on right now from the school computer adsjof

They unblocked Tumblr EL OH EL. And I’m supposed to be doing my online class. I’m multitasking, niggas xD


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